Inappropriate 'Hanky Panky'
Morning :) Need some advice...
Have a small luxury B&B in a bush/rainforest location. We are getting guests that are doing some things that (lets just say) are inappropriate in our garden areas at night. Yes we have beautiful stars, beautiful skies, big fireplaces but there are some things that even the wallabies don't need to see!
Safe to say it isn't the first time and it certainly makes breakfast service awkward in the morning. We promote ourselves as 'adults only' but only in the respect we dont have kids running around the property. It's the place to come to escape the kids.
Gawd forbid the day comes when another guest catches them at it. But it's not only that, they drag our furniture cushions out for comfort, our lap blankets are always full of grass and burs, the picnic rugs need washing simply for hygeine purposes (which are a pain in the butt I might add).
So...question - is it ok to put a Hanky Panky heading in our room guide books? To give you an idea our room guides are frequently talked about. They are written tongue in cheek with a great sense of humour and the guest have a laugh reading them. I think I could write this with a lighter side. We're all grown ups so I get it but I cant be wrong when I think this is our home, our furniture & it is just kinda inappropriate.
Or am I being an old fuddy duddy?
& p.s. if it was only once I probably wouldn't be asking this!